Loom Legend Pillows

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

"This stool shall pass."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Biker Lawn Mower

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

The Depressing Economic Crisis

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Lawrence of Suburbia

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Spring cleaning.

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

'Where's the starter?'

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

Woman Weaves a Poem

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Bank Loans - Just Say No

Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.

Florist

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

Flower Arrangement