Longboat Aficionados Gifts

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fishing Boat Derby

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Watching Sea Life.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"They migrate here each summer."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"