Long-lost Connections Pillows

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Cable Bill.

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Romance

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."

Class Reunion.

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

I Thought He Was Dead

Rudy, how do you use that computer thing? The what? The thing that connects all the people together so you can waste all your time absorbed emailing and chatting and reading stupid gossip. The internet? Yes, dummy. I need to use it to see if I've got a long lost twin sister. Can you help? Sure. If you take back all the nasty things you've said about it. Impasse. Impasse. To be continued ...

"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"