Long-lost Connections Mugs

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Cable Bill.

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

Romance

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."

Class Reunion.

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

I Thought He Was Dead

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

"Norman, there is a guy here who says he is you cousin from away....from far, far away."

"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"