Loneliness Meditative Gifts

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Where your mind & battle are los

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Counting ribs

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Dog yoga

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Club Antisocial

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Be Healthy

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

A vampire in a canoe.

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"