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"I guess being one-of-a-kind really does set you apart."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Save the unicorn.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Accountant Bedtime Stories

Emma's Unicorn

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Folk o' the Wee

Fairy godmother arrives

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fairy Vet

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

'Hey! No Tongues!'