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'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Save the unicorn.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Emma's Unicorn

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Folk o' the Wee

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

Fairy Vet

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Fairy godmother arrives

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Unicorn in the Woods

Sun and the Moon step out.