Believer In Unicorn Magic T-Shirts

"Does that mean the very expensive healing stone, licked by a unicorn at full moon, didn't help at all?!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Save the unicorn.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Emma's Unicorn

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Fairy Vet

Unicorn in the Woods

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Unicorns do exist!"

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Unicorn Joust

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Some day my Prince will come...

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'