Believer In Unicorn Magic T-Shirts

"Does that mean the very expensive healing stone, licked by a unicorn at full moon, didn't help at all?!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Save the unicorn.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Unicorn Working From Home

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Emma's Unicorn

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Fairy Vet

Unicorn in the Woods

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Some day my Prince will come...

Unicorn Joust

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"Unicorns do exist!"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."