London Underground T-Shirts

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Greenwich in the Season'

Naked Mole Rat

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Going Down?

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

Homing Beatnik

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Subway Library

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Leaning on a Lamp post

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'It's been taken care of.'

Times of the day - Night.

Speleologist

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'I don't like this. . .'

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

The Gherkin, Central London