London Underground T-Shirts

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Greenwich in the Season'

Naked Mole Rat

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Going Down?

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Subway Library

Homing Beatnik

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Leaning on a Lamp post

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'It's been taken care of.'

Speleologist

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'I don't like this. . .'

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Times of the day - Night.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."