Logging Industry Professional T-Shirts

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Monkey-artist

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Libyan Crude Oil

Raining Leaves.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Take me to your leader. . .

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Car Breast-Feeding

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Cutting Down Mother Nature

Bump in the road.

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