Lockdown Love Strategist T-Shirts

"At least I don't have to tell him I've got a headache anymore."

'I sent out for everything.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

The new normal

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

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Dating the efficiency expert.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'Pay no attention, they are a couple of ex husbands.'

How to feel confident in love & war

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"I married for contrast."

'When you play hard to get you really mean it, don't you?'

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

2020 Panic Room

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

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