Lockdown Hobbyist Pillows

The Age of Innocence

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Keeping occupied in lockdown

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"How are we on bread?"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Crocheting during lockdown

Pandemic Orphans

2020 Panic Room

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

Procrastinator's Leap

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

Refresher course

A woman claps at two paint marks on a wall

"How far have you come?"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

Social Distance Beggar

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

"I'm getting used to this 'no haircut' thing."