Homebound Hobbyists Pillows

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"Fresh pepper?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

"I spent locked out including my painting."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Pandemic Orphans

Crocheting during lockdown

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Recombinant DNA

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

How is the homeschooling going?

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

Knitting On-Line

Voice Jail

Day 42 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Lockdown

The Age of Innocence

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'

3-D TV kit.

"So what did you take up during the lockdown, don't tell me. . . knitting!"

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."

Lockdown Prisons