Online Hobbyists Pillows

Knitting On-Line

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Internet Name Tags.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Ironmongers

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Too Much Information.

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'