Lockdown Entertainment Explorer T-Shirts

"Forget the Great American Novel, this puzzle is now my life's work."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

COVID Road Map

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Ricky Gervais.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

The Face Mask

2020 Panic Room

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Coronavirus Shortages

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

'I think your problem is you started to confuse 'reality T.V.' with reality.'

"It feels like God has sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done."

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"I've forgotten, are we social distancing, or have we had an argument?"

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

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Winter Sports Ban

Soldiers in Tosca