Location Humorist Pillows

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Football Chameleon

Airport Security.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.