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You are here. But we already knew that.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Football Chameleon

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."