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"Community Board."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'She just won't speak to me!'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

Paranoia Clinic

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"I told you never to call me here."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

"No one understands me."

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

The Tangents talk it over.

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

Desk of an urban farm manager

In a twist on "It's A Wonderful Life," sometimes I wonder what the world would have been like if I HAD existed.

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

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'Chief say he eat to many beans.'