Lobster Theatrical Pillows

"Places, everybody!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Thermidor Dali

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Welsh Dragon

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Mime Tug-of-War

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

business lunch

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Favourite Food

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Say when.'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'