Lobster Theatrical Mugs

"Places, everybody!"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Your lobster was off!

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Welsh Dragon

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Thermidor Dali

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Mime Tug-of-War

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

business lunch

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

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