Loan Labyrinth Solver Pillows

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"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Mentors guide you through the maze.

House of books.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Drone Escape

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

maze

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

Hospital

"Act confused. They like to feel superior."

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

DMV - Enter Here

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

'And of course you have instant access to your money.'

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

Mice in lab maze paper the walls with wallpaper that has pictures of cheese on it.

"I told you not to borrow so much pocket money..."

"What we've done is make it dramatically easier to navigate the corporate hierarchy."

'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

'When you write up a prospectus for our new fund, keep using the word 'derivative'. Nobody knows what it means but the fund will look very hi-tech.'

"Mr. Purvison, your only hope or a secure retirement is a short life span."