Loan Labyrinth Solver Mugs

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"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Mentors guide you through the maze.

House of books.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Drone Escape

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

maze

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Hospital

"Act confused. They like to feel superior."

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

DMV - Enter Here

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

Mice in lab maze paper the walls with wallpaper that has pictures of cheese on it.

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

'And of course you have instant access to your money.'

I hear the ironic thing is he fails miserably whenever attempting to balance his checkbook.

"I told you not to borrow so much pocket money..."

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

"What we've done is make it dramatically easier to navigate the corporate hierarchy."

'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

'When you write up a prospectus for our new fund, keep using the word 'derivative'. Nobody knows what it means but the fund will look very hi-tech.'