Loan Conqueror Gifts

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Rage.

The Devil's in the detail!

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

For sale - Used only Once.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Contest to enter the University

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

In the red

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Computer Gamers.

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Missing Sock

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'