Living Spaces Pillows

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Couch and Potato

"We've decided to live together."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Futons/Futoffs

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Square Yard

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'