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'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Snoopy with Laptop

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"We've decided to live together."

Couch and Potato

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Futons/Futoffs

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'