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"We've decided to live together."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Snoopy with Laptop

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Comb Sweet Comb

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'