Living Near The Ocean Pillows

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I blame global warming!'

"Now you can send it."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Another nice wave.'

When bored, we board

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

High tide.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'