Sure, throw a message out there, but don't expect anyone to notice.
Living Near The Ocean Pillows
Add a splash of seaside serenity to any room with pillows that celebrate ocean life. Soft and decorative, they transform homes into cozy coastal retreats.
"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"
"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"
"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"
"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"
'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'
'I blame global warming!'
"Now you can send it."
"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."
"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."
"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"
How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York
Vista Acres - A tanned community.
'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'
How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.
"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"
When bored, we board
"She's missing out on her entire vacation."
"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."
'Another nice wave.'
"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"
Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.
"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"
La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.
A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.
'A great location and only one step from the beach.'
High tide.
Lighthouse
"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."
'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'
'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'
'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'
A lighthouse with a welcome mat
"Beware of dog"
Living Near The Ocean Pillows Collection
Living Near The Ocean Mugs
Explore our collection of ocean-inspired mugs—perfect for bringing coastal charm to your daily routine or as a thoughtful gift for ocean enthusiasts.
Living Near The Ocean Prints
Decorate your space with prints that capture the essence of ocean living. Beautiful, inspiring, and perfect for framing, they bring the coast into your home.
Living Near The Ocean T-Shirts
Find your perfect ocean-themed t-shirt here—comfortable and fun designs that capture the spirit of seaside living and beach adventures.