Living Independently In Old Age T-Shirts

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"You're right, they are statins."

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'