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'I have a great landlord. Of course, sometimes mom gets upset if I don't pick up my dirty clothes.'

Cellphone Islands

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'How animals mark their territory'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Thanksgiving 2020

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Watch yourself.'

Lost and loving it!

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."