Living Dead Devotee Pillows

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Ready...."

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Halloween Tree

Standup... Nihilist

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

The Dog Botherer.

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

miley cyrus caricature

Man with sticker on card reading 'Zombies love brains'.

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Local Basketball coverage: we don't miss a dribbleb

"I can't stand her 'Yogier than thou' attitude."

Tortoise with Do Not Disturb sign