Living Beyond Means Adventurer Pillows

"What type of Line are you using?"

'Not that net!'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The rocket powered skiier

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Extreme Bungy

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Shoot For The Moon

"Why do leaves change color?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."