Living Beyond Means Adventurer Pillows

"What type of Line are you using?"

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The rocket powered skiier

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Extreme Bungy

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Shoot For The Moon

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Why do leaves change color?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.