Alternative Lifestyle Adventurers Pillows

"Tell me again about that 'vegan' idea of yours."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Mainstream

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I beg to differ."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

The First Vegetarians.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

The early days of tofurkey.