Alternative Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

"They complain that it's the hottest summer in a hundred years, but I say, No problem-o."

Birthday Suit Alterations

24 hour nudist camp. We never clothes

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'I can't go to dinner, with you. I don't have a thing to wear.'

Hole Found in Nudist Camp Wall - Police Are Looking Into It.

"He treats me like a piece of meat. He's a vegetarian and refused to touch me."

Crime Hate Lout

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"I warned him not to go vegan."

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"Actually my business is thriving. I'm a the-hell-with-motivation speaker."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Pedestrian X-dressing.

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"We have an arrangement."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

'It's going to be a vegan.'

The Mainstream

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."