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The herd of hearing.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Try me/try me/try me...

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Cheesie Rider

Sick Rancher Humor

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The Cattle show Week.

Clive Anderson

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Step on it, Larry.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Shepherd