Live Sports Prints

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

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'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Live soccer today.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

If nobody had invented graphics

At the rock concert...

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Applause

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"This one's for me."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

NBC Olympic coverage.