Live Sports Mugs

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

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'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

If nobody had invented graphics

At the rock concert...

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Applause

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Olympics create interest in curling.

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"This one's for me."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Responding to viewer sentiment, we have eliminated world news and expanded our entertainment and sports news.'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"