Live Sports Aficionado Mugs

'You're right. These are great seats."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Snowman Football Fan.

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

A skier and a paraglider

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."