Live Sports Buff Prints

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Golfing Boss

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Arch of Triumph Save

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'What's he on?'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Influences.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'