Comedy Sports Buff Prints

Golfing Boss

Backfire

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Alternative fielding positions

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Trojan Hurdler.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Cat Hecklers

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'