Comedy Sports Buff Mugs

The Puck Stops Here.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Backfire

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Cat Hecklers

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'