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'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

The Puck Stops Here.

Live soccer today.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

England And The Ashes

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Influences.

End of career sale.