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"How was the gig you went to last night?"

Glastonbury. After.

Zombie standup

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"This next one's another oldie."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Applause

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Rainbow Quartet

Chano Pozo,

Eric Clapton.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Free Bird!"

Quartet.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Steve Howe.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."