Live Music Attendee Pillows

"They all seem to be playing a different song!"

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

At the rock concert...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Elvis Presley

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

Chano Pozo,

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."