Live Music Admirer Pillows

David Roy Eldridge

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

At the rock concert...

You are my sunshine!

"Free Bird!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Mexican Serenade.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Towny Music Night.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

A rock guitarist singing