Liturgy Blogger Pillows

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Zumma Cum Laude

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Coot on a jetty

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

The Pope

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Hymns - Optional Extras

Holy Relics.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Big Issue!'

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

'Wait, you mean there's only one Pope at a time? In the whole world!?'

These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?

You realize this means 6 more weeks of lent.

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

"Anyone who says there isn't a perfect time to have a baby obviously hasn't got a vlog to promote."

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

Knitting.

Christmas monks.

'I can assure you officer, we are not looters.'

Boxing Day

The Three Wise Men deciding on their gifts.

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"

Bishop saying, "Heel! I said Heel!" to U.S. Catholics

"If only we had some gold, frankincense and myrrh."