Little Superhero Mugs

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Gracie's baby toys.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Martial Arts

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Child doing the washing up

Fathers are Heroes

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'