Little Sheriff Mugs

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

The Lawman

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

The modern sheriff.

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

Investigating Yourself

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

Gun Ego

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'