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'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

North Pole

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Gracie's baby toys.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Martial Arts

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Child doing the washing up

Fathers are Heroes

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.