Little Soldier Mugs

'War is heck!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

The Victors

Cat in a tank...

Servicemen.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Monuments

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Boy pilot.

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.