Little Surgeon Mugs

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Junior Doctor.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Doc's Kid.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'War is heck!'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'When we asked for a specimen we didn't want a salamander.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'Okaaay... Now, the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone...'

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

'Wow, mom, thanks for the neat little chemistry set.'

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

Book surgery.

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

'Hey, stuff from my computer will stick to the ceiling.'

Surgeons' Changing Room / Surgeons on manslaughter charge.