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"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Young Picasso at the Beach

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Junior Doctor.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Doc's Kid.

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'War is heck!'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'When we asked for a specimen we didn't want a salamander.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'Okaaay... Now, the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone...'

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

'Wow, mom, thanks for the neat little chemistry set.'

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

Book surgery.

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

'Hey, stuff from my computer will stick to the ceiling.'